May 2013
thatrapbunny:
Getting an ultra early bird is a myth
deepfriedamerica:
i pretty much spent the whole 7 years of my life liking only one person and not expecting something in return… secretly though. And my friend once said “you deserve something better”
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
braydaaan:
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
geomtery:
if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends
Doing your homework.
lolzpicx:
Friday:
Saturday:
Sunday night:
when your best friend is called up for an award or...
lolzpicx:
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
